by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,433rdMost Influential: 1,663rdMost Secular: 2,027th
The Unitary State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity and Justice and State Surveillance
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.481 billion

LeaderComrade Bronzan


The Unitary State of Condonohia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.481 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Condonohian economy, worth 641 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,955 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 9,065th in the world and 209th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 107,192.65 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,433rdMost Influential: 1,663rdMost Secular: 2,027thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,825thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,822ndBest Weather: 4,131stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,712thLowest Crime Rates: 5,392ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,601stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,879thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,320thMost Authoritarian: 7,141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,436thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,961stHealthiest Citizens: 8,169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,419thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,425thLargest Governments: 8,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,065thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,700thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,951stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,303rdTop
Most Income Equality: 13,181stLargest Black Market: 14,383rdMost Conservative: 15,839thSmartest Citizens: 18,529thMost Stationary: 19,151stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,867th
Most Influential: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 148th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 161st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Black Market: 199th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 204th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 209th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 212th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 223rd in the regionMost Stationary: 286th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 343rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 348th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 352nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 402nd in the regionLargest Populations: 410th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 411th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 412th in the regionMost Income Equality: 422nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 424th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 474th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 539th in the regionMost Conservative: 561st in the region

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