by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,382ndMost Influential: 1,583rdMost Secular: 1,967th
The Unitary State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity and Justice and State Surveillance
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population4.99 billion

LeaderComrade Bronzan


The Unitary State of Condonohia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.99 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Condonohian economy, worth 571 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,554 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 7,220th in the world and 313th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,811.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,382ndMost Influential: 1,583rdMost Secular: 1,967thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,080thMost Authoritarian: 3,304thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,202ndBest Weather: 4,552ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,604thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,804thLowest Crime Rates: 5,363rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,922ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,220thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,697thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,748thMost Income Equality: 8,143rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,319thLargest Governments: 9,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,207thMost Conservative: 9,428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,556thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,826thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,032ndLargest Black Market: 12,495thMost Extreme: 12,784thSmartest Citizens: 18,916thMost Stationary: 20,042nd
Most Influential: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionBest Weather: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 122nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Extreme: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 155th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 166th in the regionLargest Black Market: 175th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 184th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 216th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 231st in the regionMost Stationary: 304th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 313th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 350th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 414th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 417th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 418th in the regionLargest Populations: 420th in the regionMost Conservative: 426th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 444th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 506th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 589th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 607th in the region

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