Population | 13.072 billion |
Capital | Bronzangrad |
Leader | Comrade Bronzan |
Faith | Bronzanity |
Currency | Condon |
Animal | Prole |
The Unitary State of Condonohia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.072 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The powerhouse Condonohian economy, worth a remarkable 1,549 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 118,553 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.
Condonohia is ranked 302,590th in the world and 4,142nd in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 33 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Condonohia was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
- : Condonohia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Amburg.
- : Condonohia's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Condonohia's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Condonohia's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Condonohia endorsed The Holy Lucky Christmas of Montrandec.
- : Condonohia endorsed The Empire of Velhkaiddia.
- : Condonohia endorsed The Holy Empire of Nalibia.
- : Condonohia endorsed The Country of Nick Carraway.
- : Condonohia's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
World Assembly
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