by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,752ndMost Influential: 1,999thMost Secular: 2,185th
The Unitary State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity and Justice and State Surveillance
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.388 billion

LeaderComrade Bronzan


The Unitary State of Condonohia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.388 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The powerhouse Condonohian economy, worth 743 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,390 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 24,439th in the world and 284th in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 13.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,752ndMost Influential: 1,999thMost Secular: 2,185thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,868thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,877thBest Weather: 4,055thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,071stLowest Crime Rates: 5,507thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,564thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,235thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,363rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,380thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,779thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,830thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,882ndLargest Governments: 9,031stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,767thMost Authoritarian: 9,804thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,634thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,847thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,714thTop
Most Income Equality: 16,001stSmartest Citizens: 17,846thMost Stationary: 17,926thMost Conservative: 19,016thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,478thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,017th
Most Influential: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 81st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 171st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 189th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 199th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 211th in the regionMost Stationary: 253rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 284th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 359th in the regionLargest Populations: 367th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 368th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 375th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 377th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 421st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 463rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 466th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 514th in the region

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