Confederacion analitica-aceleracional
Population | 6.987 billion |
Capital | Miskatonic |
Leader | Presidente Georges García |
Currency | Bytcoin |
Animal | Xenomorph |
The Republic of Confederacion analitica-aceleracional is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Presidente Georges García with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.987 billion Acceleracionalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miskatonic. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Confederacion analitica-aceleracionalian economy, worth 817 trillion Bytcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,022 Bytcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime is totally unknown. Confederacion analitica-aceleracional's national animal is the Xenomorph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Confederacion analitica-aceleracional is ranked 212,778th in the world and 85th in The Free Nations Region for Most Stationary, with 34.63472088932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Confederacion analitica-aceleracional, private law firms are unheard of.
- : Following new legislation in Confederacion analitica-aceleracional, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
- : Following new legislation in Confederacion analitica-aceleracional, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Confederacion analitica-aceleracional, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Confederacion analitica-aceleracional was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Confederacion analitica-aceleracional, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.
- : Following new legislation in Confederacion analitica-aceleracional, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Confederacion analitica-aceleracional, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Confederacion analitica-aceleracional, visiting the best Confederacion analitica-aceleracionalian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Confederacion analitica-aceleracional, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.