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Most Devout: 1,923rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,118thLargest Black Market: 2,491st
The Divine Kingdom of
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Confederation of Southern Memeland

Population9.135 billion

LeaderKing Cate Anglo I


The Divine Kingdom of Confederation of Southern Memeland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Cate Anglo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.135 billion Southern Memelandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christinium. The average income tax rate is 83.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederation of Southern Memelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion Memes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,135 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Southern Memelandians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederation of Southern Memeland's national animal is the Spürdo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Confederation of Southern Memeland is ranked 10,988th in the world and 7th in Fifth Empire for Most Influential, scoring 4,257 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Devout: 1,923rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,118thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,491stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,817thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,207thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,327thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,229thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,409thMost Efficient Economies: 6,974thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,889thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,100thBest Weather: 9,367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,794thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,900thMost Developed: 10,256thHealthiest Citizens: 10,293rdMost Armed: 10,491stHighest Average Incomes: 10,949thHighest Economic Output: 10,968thMost Influential: 10,988thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,455thLargest Governments: 11,851stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,205thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,435thMost Stationary: 15,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,711thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,235thLowest Crime Rates: 16,659thMost Cultured: 17,253rdSmartest Citizens: 18,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,974th
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » P0RTVGAL and Brazika.

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