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Most Devout: 1,924thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,959thLargest Black Market: 2,319th
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Confederation of Southern Memeland

Population8.429 billion

LeaderKing Cate Anglo I


The Divine Kingdom of Confederation of Southern Memeland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Cate Anglo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.429 billion Southern Memelandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christinium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederation of Southern Memelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Memes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,405 Memes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 691,324 per year while the poor average 26,651, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Southern Memelandians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederation of Southern Memeland's national animal is the Spürdo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Confederation of Southern Memeland is ranked 85,957th in the world and 24th in Fifth Empire for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,651.69 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 1,924thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,959thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,603rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,994thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,318thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,366thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,091stMost Efficient Economies: 6,723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,103rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,523rdMost Armed: 9,602ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,173rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,620thMost Developed: 10,726thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,937thHighest Economic Output: 11,081stBest Weather: 11,125thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,181stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,715thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,033rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,201stMost Influential: 12,225thLargest Governments: 12,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,668thMost Stationary: 16,329thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,507thMost Cultured: 18,712thLowest Crime Rates: 18,982ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,091stSmartest Citizens: 19,217thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,550th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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