Population | 44.053 billion |
Currency | yellow tang |
Animal | squid |
The Vice-Like Grip of Conger Eel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 44.053 billion Conger Eelians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.
The very strong Conger Eelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion yellow tangs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,038 yellow tangs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,996 per year while the poor average 9,014, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.
Voting is compulsory, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and billions of yellow tangs are being poured into a space program. Crime is a problem. Conger Eel's national animal is the squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Conger Eel is ranked 8,435th in the world and 56th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 2,593.51506237152 days.
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- : Conger Eel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Conger Eel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Conger Eel was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla, killing 1,081 million zombies.
- : Conger Eel was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla, killing 1,450 million zombies.
- : Conger Eel was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla, killing 1,139 million zombies.
- : Conger Eel was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla, killing 817 million zombies.
- : Conger Eel was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla, killing 1,299 million zombies.
- : Conger Eel was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla, killing 1,203 million zombies.
- : Conger Eel was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla, killing 1,867 million zombies.
- : Conger Eel was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla, killing 1,249 million zombies.