The The Golden Empire of Conikslan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Conikslander with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.271 billion Conikslanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conikslandria. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conikslanian economy, worth 194 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 152,711 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conikslan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Conikslan is ranked 139,619^th in the world and 5,145^th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 113.01 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.