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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,460thRudest Citizens: 3,779thMost Secular: 4,587th
The The Golden Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Empire Rises!
Kaiser Conikslander
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Conikslan

Population1.271 billion

CapitalConikslandria
LeaderKaiser Conikslander
FaithJudaism

Currencypound
Animallion

The The Golden Empire of Conikslan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Conikslander with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.271 billion Conikslanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conikslandria. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conikslanian economy, worth 194 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 152,711 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conikslan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Conikslan is ranked 139,619th in the world and 5,145th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 113.01 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,460thRudest Citizens: 3,779thMost Secular: 4,587thMost Influential: 4,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,630thLargest Retail Industry: 7,171stMost Developed: 7,630thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,032ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,284thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,720thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,829thSmartest Citizens: 9,861stMost Efficient Economies: 9,876thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,058thHealthiest Citizens: 10,113thLowest Crime Rates: 10,248thLargest Governments: 10,792ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,998thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,324thBest Weather: 12,327thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,350thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,037thHighest Average Incomes: 13,271stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,911thMost Inclusive: 14,056thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,349thHighest Drug Use: 19,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,274thMost Cultured: 21,000th
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Rudest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Secular: 137th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 181st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 219th in the regionMost Developed: 229th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 270th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 277th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 288th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 290th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 291st in the regionLargest Governments: 304th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 310th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 321st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 322nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 347th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 355th in the regionMost Influential: 359th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 369th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 382nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 399th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 404th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 409th in the regionBest Weather: 412th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 421st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 465th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 599th in the regionMost Cultured: 604th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 670th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 737th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 803rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Conikslan endorsed The 894 Billion Cured of A Slanted Black Stripe.
  • : Conikslan was endorsed by The 894 Billion Cured of A Slanted Black Stripe.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, Kaiser Conikslander has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, all the world's a stage for Conikslanian political theatrics.

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