The Queen's State of Conquergood is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 29.96 billion Conquergoodians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, well-organized individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Conquergoodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 40,962 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 140,531 per year while the poor average 8,763, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Conquergood's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Conquergood is ranked 286,492^nd in the world and 6^th in Calgary for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.18 law-abiding acts per hour.