The People's Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.682 billion Poles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 2,674 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,498 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and rumor has it that President Qui-Gon Jinn has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 2,451^st in the world and 117^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.95 law-abiding acts per hour.