The United Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.225 billion Poles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 598 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 141,563 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Conservative State of Poland will pay them to stop, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 9,343^rd in the world and 414^th in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 2,101.98 Prayers Per Hour.