The United Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.802 billion Poles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 936 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 161,495 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Polish officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Conservative State of Poland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 121,916^th in the world and 6,087^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 858.39 on the Hickory Productivity Index.