The United Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.216 billion Poles enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 996 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,089 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Qui-Gon Jinn's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 51,417^th in the world and 2,284^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,224.22 on the Societal Mobility Rating.