The Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.636 billion Poles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,738 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 42,225^th in the world and 856^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 7.64 billion Capita.