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Most Conservative: 381stMost Authoritarian: 4,197thNudest: 4,350th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long live the President and his family!
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Conservatorpia

Population257 million

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalEagle

The Democratic Republic of Conservatorpia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 257 million Conservatorpians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Conservatorpian economy, worth 10.8 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,962 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservatorpia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Conservatorpia is ranked 219,008th in the world and 7,484th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Conservative: 381stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4,197thNudest: 4,350thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,807thTop
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Most Avoided: 13,896thMost Extreme: 18,552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,908th
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Most Conservative: 8th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 95th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 164th in the regionMost Extreme: 221st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 238th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 474th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 752nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 769th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Conservatorpia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservatorpia, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservatorpia, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservatorpia, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservatorpia, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservatorpia, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservatorpia, Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Leader's enigmatic grin.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservatorpia, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservatorpia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservatorpia, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.

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