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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,039thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,750thLargest Mining Sector: 3,999th
The Capitalist Utopia of
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Economy
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CONSUMEistan

Population4.394 billion

CapitalCitadel City
LeaderJohnson Eden
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCSC
AnimalDeathbot 3000 MKX

The Capitalist Utopia of CONSUMEistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Johnson Eden with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.394 billion Consumeistanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel City. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Consumeistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion CSCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,465 CSCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The new Consumeistani-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Consumeistanis make research institutes rich, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CONSUMEistan's national animal is the Deathbot 3000 MKX, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

CONSUMEistan is ranked 143,123rd in the world and 2,444th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 190.45107255568 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,039thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,750thLargest Mining Sector: 3,999thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,026thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,367thHighest Average Incomes: 5,187thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,453rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,542ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,745thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,069thLowest Crime Rates: 6,487thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,032ndMost Patriotic: 7,674thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,305thMost Developed: 8,714thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,949thSmartest Citizens: 8,973rdLargest Black Market: 9,145thLargest Retail Industry: 9,265thLargest Governments: 9,734thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,735thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,069thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,610thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,061stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,300thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,310thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,543rdMost Influential: 13,794thTop
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Most Cultured: 16,621stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,276thMost Secular: 20,697thHealthiest Citizens: 23,958thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,735thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,085thHighest Economic Output: 26,328thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,628th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 113th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 140th in the regionLargest Black Market: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 182nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 195th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 207th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 224th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 236th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 252nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 267th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 286th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 291st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 293rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 311th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 439th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 443rd in the regionMost Developed: 449th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 459th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 561st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 645th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 678th in the region

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