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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 99thLargest Retail Industry: 185thMost Subsidized Industry: 252nd
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Money and War first
John Doherty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Cool game nation

Population7.733 billion

CapitalCool game nation City
LeaderJohn Doherty
FaithCult of Cthulhu


The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Doherty with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.733 billion Cool game nationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,714 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 480,400 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,881,493 per year while the poor average 13,384, a ratio of 290 to 1.

Politicians live in luxury, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine John Doherty is punishable by death, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and it is written that repentant sinners are most blessed by John Doherty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Cool game nation is ranked 5,734th in the world and 282nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.32 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 99thLargest Retail Industry: 185thMost Subsidized Industry: 252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 326thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 333rdHighest Average Incomes: 350thLargest Black Market: 418thMost Efficient Economies: 431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 509thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 548thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 689thMost Influential: 697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 711thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 742ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 887thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 923rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 998thMost Devout: 1,067thFattest Citizens: 1,113thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,136thRudest Citizens: 1,324thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,567thMost Armed: 1,698thLargest Governments: 1,896thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,951stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,157thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,361stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,686thHighest Economic Output: 2,973rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,976thSmartest Citizens: 3,344thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,613thMost Cultured: 4,234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,586thLowest Crime Rates: 5,734thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,784thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,821stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,939thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,198thMost Stationary: 13,444thMost Developed: 13,606thHighest Drug Use: 19,846th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionMost Armed: 59th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 120th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 145th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 187th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 209th in the regionMost Cultured: 216th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 237th in the regionMost Influential: 254th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 260th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 282nd in the regionMost Stationary: 305th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 385th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 568th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 604th in the regionLargest Populations: 642nd in the regionMost Developed: 720th in the region

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