Population | 22.284 billion |
Capital | Corcaw City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | Tollar |
Animal | Snow Leopard |
The Republic of Corcaw is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.284 billion Corcawians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corcaw City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Corcawian economy, worth a remarkable 5,488 trillion Tollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 246,280 Tollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Corcaw's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Corcaw is ranked 65th in the world and 1st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 925 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Leader's questionably sane new coalition partners.
- : Corcaw was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, they say that Corcawians made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, the government is giving peace a chance.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.