The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, flagrant waste-dumping, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.103 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth an astonishing 12,486 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 653,650 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,122,385 per year while the poor average 5,880, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, neighboring nations are tired of Corfad's big fish stories, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 388^th in the world and 16^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 12,257.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.