The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.757 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth an astonishing 11,102 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 625,234 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,856,187 per year while the poor average 5,625, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Concussed hell houndball players cannot remember their lineup position, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 411^th in the world and 14^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 25,729.6 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.