The Corgitopia of Corgi Heaven is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Commander Corgi with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 23.523 billion Corgi Heavenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corgitopia. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Corgi Heavenian economy, worth a remarkable 8,525 trillion Treats a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 362,435 Treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government violently suppresses separatist movements, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, surveillance cameras are banned, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime is totally unknown. Corgi Heaven's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corgi Heaven is ranked 49,874^th in the world and 1,587^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.21 law-abiding acts per hour.