The Golden Ears of Cornfederacy of Corn is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Corniest Corn that ever did Corn with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.963 billion Cornfederates are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Xipilliville. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cornfederate economy, worth a remarkable 2,307 trillion kernels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 289,811 kernels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, The Corniest Corn that ever did Corn's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime is totally unknown. Cornfederacy of Corn's national animal is the Zea mays, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cornfederacy of Corn is ranked 63,886^th in the world and 4^th in TopCornion for Most Politically Free, scoring 72.95 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.