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Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 38th
The United Conglomerates of
Anarchy
Central government is for the weak.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Corporoat

Population6.895 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.895 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,730 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 395,959 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,360,935 per year while the poor average 30,337, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Fur Sea, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, the government is giving peace a chance, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 10,863rd in the world and 5th in TopCornion for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,964.31 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 38thMost Armed: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65thFattest Citizens: 101stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 129thLargest Gambling Industry: 177thMost Avoided: 185thMost Rebellious Youth: 264thHighest Disposable Incomes: 265thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 342ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 419thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 793rdHighest Average Incomes: 806thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 883rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 985thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,303rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,366thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,369thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,484thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,650thLargest Mining Sector: 1,900thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,384thHighest Drug Use: 2,494thMost Inclusive: 2,863rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,505thMost Cultured: 4,758thHighest Economic Output: 5,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,180thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,606thMost Devout: 10,433rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,863rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,611thMost Efficient Economies: 12,666thMost Stationary: 15,532ndMost Pro-Market: 15,548thSmartest Citizens: 16,853rdLargest Black Market: 16,917thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,935thMost Politically Free: 16,999thMost Influential: 17,404thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,496thMost Extreme: 20,818th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Fur Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the nation is TopCornion's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, Consumers are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, Coffee Machine's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.

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