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Largest Retail Industry: 10thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 31st
The United Conglomerates of
Anarchy
Central government is for the weak.
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Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
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Corporoat

Population7.435 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.435 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,042 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 409,265 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,173,002 per year while the poor average 40,722, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, cities are engulfed by smog, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 17,417th in the world and 7th in TopCornion for Largest Black Market, with 30.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Retail Industry: 10thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 31stMost Armed: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thFattest Citizens: 94thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 118thLargest Gambling Industry: 160thMost Avoided: 170thMost Rebellious Youth: 210thHighest Disposable Incomes: 227thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 367thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 438thHighest Average Incomes: 710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 777thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 803rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 937thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,219thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,336thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,343rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,344thLargest Mining Sector: 1,587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,405thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,655thHighest Drug Use: 2,995thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,444thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,455thMost Cultured: 4,524thHighest Economic Output: 4,584thMost Efficient Economies: 6,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,904thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,184thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,605thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,575thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,888thMost Devout: 13,376thSmartest Citizens: 14,357thMost Stationary: 15,029thMost Politically Free: 15,295thMost Pro-Market: 16,374thMost Influential: 16,676thLargest Black Market: 17,417thMost Extreme: 19,089thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,111thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,565th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, astronauts take one small step for Corporoat and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.

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