The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.895 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,730 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 395,959 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,360,935 per year while the poor average 30,337, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Fur Sea, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, the government is giving peace a chance, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 10,863^rd in the world and 5^th in TopCornion for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,964.31 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.