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Largest Black Market: 7,219thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,016th
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Girls Rule, Boys Drool”
Influence
Eminence Grise
Queen of Misandry
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cosmaland

Population7.949 billion

CapitalGirltown
LeaderQueen Clara IV
FaithDianic Wicca

CurrencyStar
Animalsquirrel

The Queendom of Cosmaland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Clara IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.949 billion Cosmians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girltown. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cosmish economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion Stars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,831 Stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosmaland's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dianic Wicca.

Cosmaland is ranked 230,911th in the world and 3rd in The Associated States of the Oort Cloud for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -12.81 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 7,219thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,309thMost Inclusive: 9,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,863rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,921stBest Weather: 12,068thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,485thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,529thMost Authoritarian: 14,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,098thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,652ndMost Cultured: 16,412thHighest Economic Output: 16,887thHighest Average Incomes: 18,213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,230thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,319thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,537thLargest Governments: 20,571stSmartest Citizens: 21,079thMost Stationary: 23,229thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,177th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cosmaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Cosmaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 39 million zombies.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 42 million zombies.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 60 million zombies.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 96 million zombies.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 52 million zombies.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 141 million zombies.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 82 million zombies.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 142 million zombies.

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