Population | 11.152 billion |
Capital | Starbase 11 |
Leader | Portmaster Stone |
Faith | The Law |
Currency | justice |
Animal | cow |
The Holy Military Tribunal⚖️ of Court Martial is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Portmaster Stone with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.152 billion lawyers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starbase 11. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Court Martialian economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion justices a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,862 justices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Sworn provincial enemies must be held back in Portmaster Stone's cabinet meetings, Court Martial successfully hosted the Federation of Martian Colonies Olympics, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Court Martial's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Law.
Court Martial is ranked 13,846th in the world and 21st in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Stationary, with 1,870.27201135848 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Court Martial was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Court Martial was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Court Martial's influence in Federation of Martian Colonies fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Court Martial was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Court Martial, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
- : Following new legislation in Court Martial, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
- : Following new legislation in Court Martial, Court Martial successfully hosted the Federation of Martian Colonies Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in Court Martial, sworn provincial enemies must be held back in Portmaster Stone's cabinet meetings.
- : Court Martial was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Court Martial, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.