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Most Stationary: 2,146thLargest Populations: 9,423rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,201st
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
2 bucks and a Casio
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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CPoC Guard

Population18.606 billion

Currency$$
Animal^-^

The Republic of CPoC Guard is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 18.606 billion CPoC Guardians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The powerhouse CPoC Guardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,254 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,415 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in CPoC Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. CPoC Guard's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CPoC Guard is ranked 106,948th in the world and 1st in Communist Party of Cuba for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,832.1 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Stationary: 2,146thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,423rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,201stTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 14,563rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,809th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CPoC Guard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in CPoC Guard, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in CPoC Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in CPoC Guard, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in CPoC Guard, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in CPoC Guard, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
  • : Following new legislation in CPoC Guard, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in CPoC Guard, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
  • : Following new legislation in CPoC Guard, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins.
  • : Following new legislation in CPoC Guard, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Following new legislation in CPoC Guard, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.

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