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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 987thMost Influential: 1,836thMost Inclusive: 4,908th
The Colony of
Democratic Socialists
It'll work itself out
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Craams Mal

Population1.319 billion

CapitalCraams Squirrel District
LeaderBob Yolo
FaithNada

Currencyguilder
Animalsquirrel

The Colony of Craams Mal is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bob Yolo with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.319 billion Craams Malians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Craams Squirrel District. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Craams Malian economy, worth 132 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,349 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and the dartboard at the Craams Malian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Bob Yolo's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Craams Mal's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nada.

Craams Mal is ranked 61,885th in the world and 3,001st in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,186.17 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 987thMost Influential: 1,836thTop
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Most Inclusive: 4,908thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,339thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,443rdMost Pacifist: 5,651stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,306thBest Weather: 7,561stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,737thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,745thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,269thNicest Citizens: 8,322ndMost Secular: 8,562ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,244thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,978thTop
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Most Developed: 10,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,369thSafest: 11,552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,937thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,282ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,186thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,855thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,875thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,381stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,514thSmartest Citizens: 17,294thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,402ndMost Income Equality: 18,938thLargest Governments: 19,076thHealthiest Citizens: 19,424thMost Efficient Economies: 19,611th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 255th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 276th in the regionMost Inclusive: 313th in the regionMost Pacifist: 318th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 414th in the regionBest Weather: 417th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 443rd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 469th in the regionMost Secular: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 488th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 526th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 527th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 588th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 618th in the regionSafest: 620th in the regionMost Developed: 624th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 639th in the regionMost Influential: 679th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 684th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 727th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 741st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 755th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 800th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 806th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 853rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 870th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 889th in the regionMost Income Equality: 903rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the dartboard at the Craams Malian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Bob Yolo's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Craams Mal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Craams Mal was endorsed by The Empire of Sopernia.
  • : Craams Mal was endorsed by The Borderlands of Unsophisticate.
  • : Craams Mal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.

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