The Colony of Crabpocalypse33 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 5.483 billion Crabpocalypse33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Crabpocalypse33ian economy, worth 203 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,027 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crabpocalypse33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Crabpocalypse33 is ranked 150,006^th in the world and 2^nd in Crabs of the Apocalypse for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.04 law-abiding acts per hour.