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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,767thLowest Crime Rates: 2,276thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,196th
The Good Flag of
Democratic Socialists
Hey, have you seen our flag?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Craiolia

Population8.394 billion

CapitalBandar
LeaderPresident Mor Boor

CurrencyCraiol
AnimalGreen Bear

The Good Flag of Craiolia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Mor Boor with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.394 billion Craiolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandar. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Craiolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Craiols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,178 Craiols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, torture is illegal, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Craiolia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craiolia's national animal is the Green Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Craiolia is ranked 94,192nd in the world and 564th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 485.0940992618 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,767thLowest Crime Rates: 2,276thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,196thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,087thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,130thSafest: 4,304thHealthiest Citizens: 4,404thMost Developed: 5,143rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,372ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,504thMost Patriotic: 5,509thLargest Governments: 5,623rdSmartest Citizens: 5,932ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,681stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,424thBest Weather: 8,206thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,775thMost Cultured: 8,795thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,079thHighest Average Incomes: 10,593rdHighest Food Quality: 10,974thMost Influential: 12,106thMost Efficient Economies: 12,373rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,845thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,857thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,951stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,988thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,856thNicest Citizens: 19,064thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,249thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,820thMost Income Equality: 25,382ndLargest Insurance Industry: 28,922nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 44th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 69th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 75th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 110th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Cultured: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 141st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionBest Weather: 154th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 170th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 178th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 207th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 230th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 271st in the regionMost Influential: 273rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 310th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 321st in the regionNicest Citizens: 329th in the regionLargest Populations: 351st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Craiolia, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Craiolia.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiolia, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs.
  • : Craiolia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Craiolia, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiolia, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiolia, Craiolians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiolia, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiolia, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Craiolian selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiolia, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Craiolia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.

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