Population | 8.394 billion |
Capital | Bandar |
Leader | President Mor Boor |
Currency | Craiol |
Animal | Green Bear |
The Good Flag of Craiolia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Mor Boor with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.394 billion Craiolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandar. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Craiolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Craiols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,178 Craiols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, torture is illegal, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Craiolia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craiolia's national animal is the Green Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Craiolia is ranked 94,192nd in the world and 564th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 485.0940992618 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Craiolia, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Craiolia.
- : Following new legislation in Craiolia, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs.
- : Craiolia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Craiolia, torture is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Craiolia, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
- : Following new legislation in Craiolia, Craiolians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
- : Following new legislation in Craiolia, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
- : Following new legislation in Craiolia, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Craiolian selfishness.
- : Following new legislation in Craiolia, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in Craiolia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Bhang Bhang Duc, Varanius, Overthinkers, Dilber, Zoran, Wickedly evil people, Glorious Existence, Corbeil, Pushistia, Guitermot, and Mediobogdum.