The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 44.23 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 19,236 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 434,928 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crazed monkiesian diplomacy is by the book, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 293,345^th in the world and 4,151^st in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.87 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.