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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,160thMost Influential: 2,320thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,335th
The Tempestuous Principality of
Democratic Socialists
Chase the wave, ride the Ankylosauras.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Crazy Waters

Population9.875 billion

LeaderGrand Rider of the Ankylosauras


The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.875 billion Crazy Watersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion Teddies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,017 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Crazy Waters's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 6,178th in the world and 146th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 16.94 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,160thTop
Most Influential: 2,320thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,335thBest Weather: 3,151stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,830thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,992ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,178thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,025thNicest Citizens: 7,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,255thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,082ndSafest: 8,339thMost Pacifist: 9,305thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,148thMost Inclusive: 10,178thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,982ndMost Cultured: 13,073rdSmartest Citizens: 13,203rdHighest Economic Output: 15,676thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,296thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,060th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 64th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 166th in the regionNicest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 176th in the regionSafest: 199th in the regionLargest Populations: 218th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 221st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 249th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 249th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Pacifist: 264th in the regionMost Inclusive: 266th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 278th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 280th in the regionMost Cultured: 282nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 303rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 465th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 504th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 522nd in the regionMost Stationary: 536th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 597th in the region

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