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Largest Gambling Industry: 310thLargest Black Market: 551stHighest Average Incomes: 567th
The Continental Fortress of
Father Knows Best State
No man should be more proud of anything than his home.
Commander Jack London
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Crimson Patriots

Population8.153 billion

CapitalNew London
LeaderCommander Jack London
FaithPatriotic Glory

CurrencyBlood Dollar
AnimalDoggo

The Continental Fortress of Crimson Patriots is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Jack London with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.153 billion Crimson Patriots are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic economy, worth a remarkable 3,481 trillion Blood Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 427,050 Blood Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount New London make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crimson Patriots's national animal is the Doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Patriotic Glory.

Crimson Patriots is ranked 58,482nd in the world and 2,240th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 56.33 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 310thLargest Black Market: 551stHighest Average Incomes: 567thMost Armed: 573rdLargest Retail Industry: 691stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 702ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 769thMost Subsidized Industry: 885thLargest Information Technology Sector: 913thMost Efficient Economies: 1,046thHighest Crime Rates: 1,082ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,170thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,269thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,442ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,529thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,530thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,559thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,574thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,660thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,927thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,325thMost Cultured: 2,406thMost Avoided: 2,463rdFattest Citizens: 2,475thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,118thLargest Governments: 3,141stHighest Economic Output: 3,356thSmartest Citizens: 4,413thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,843rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,371stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,538thMost Developed: 7,574thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,157thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,209thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,305thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,799thLargest Mining Sector: 11,924thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,407thMost Secular: 13,216thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,018thMost Influential: 16,551st
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 86th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 137th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 138th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Stationary: 167th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 200th in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 221st in the regionLargest Populations: 266th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 331st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 356th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 400th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 406th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 448th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount New London make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Crimson Patriots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, guns don't kill people — heroes do.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Crimson Patriots was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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