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Largest Gambling Industry: 309thLargest Black Market: 415thHighest Average Incomes: 625th
The Continental Fortress of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No man should be more proud of anything than his home.
Commander Jack London
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Crimson Patriots

Population16.104 billion

CapitalNew London
LeaderCommander Jack London
FaithPatriotic Glory

CurrencyBlood Dollar
AnimalDoggo

The Continental Fortress of Crimson Patriots is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Jack London with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.104 billion Crimson Patriots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic economy, worth a remarkable 7,447 trillion Blood Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 462,432 Blood Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Patriotic Space Agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crimson Patriots's national animal is the Doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Patriotic Glory.

Crimson Patriots is ranked 7,544th in the world and 118th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,701.14873654148 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 309thLargest Black Market: 415thHighest Average Incomes: 625thMost Armed: 748thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 929thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 982ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,002ndRudest Citizens: 1,093rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,326thMost Efficient Economies: 1,405thHighest Crime Rates: 1,423rdHighest Economic Output: 1,612thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,725thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,762ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,832ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,895thFattest Citizens: 2,118thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,129thMost Cultured: 2,535thMost Patriotic: 2,566thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,229thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,272ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,826thMost Avoided: 4,443rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,487thSmartest Citizens: 4,618thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,808thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,395thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,339thMost Stationary: 7,544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,806thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,153rdHighest Food Quality: 9,483rdMost Developed: 12,496thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,270thMost Influential: 13,564thLargest Mining Sector: 13,869thTop
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Most Secular: 14,946thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,416thLargest Populations: 23,694thHighest Disposable Incomes: 26,846thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,471st
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Largest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionMost Patriotic: 39th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionMost Stationary: 118th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Populations: 180th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 189th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 250th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 269th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 300th in the regionMost Secular: 318th in the regionMost Developed: 325th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 366th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 376th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 514th in the regionMost Influential: 529th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Patriotic Space Agency.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the first sword of Crimson Patriots does not run.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the Crimson Patriots Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.

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