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Highest Drug Use: 581stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 759thHighest Crime Rates: 1,199th
The Devastation of
Anarchy
Hit it With a Rock
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
All-Consuming
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Cro Magnon

Population22.091 billion

CapitalThe Fire Pit
Leadera council of Dons
FaithDarkesianism

Currencyshiny stone
AnimalWoolly Mammoth

The Devastation of Cro Magnon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a council of Dons with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.091 billion Cro Mags live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Healthcare, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fire Pit. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cro Magnon economy, worth a remarkable 1,876 trillion shiny stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 84,922 shiny stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, the government is avowedly secular, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and a popular Cro Magnon saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cro Magnon's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darkesianism.

Cro Magnon is ranked 306,234th in the world and 4,184th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.13 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Drug Use: 581stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 759thHighest Crime Rates: 1,199thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,275thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,218thMost Avoided: 2,252ndFattest Citizens: 2,261stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,480thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,945thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,128thMost Armed: 3,407thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,724thRudest Citizens: 6,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,010thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,763rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,745thLargest Populations: 12,941stMost Influential: 13,324thHighest Economic Output: 13,446thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 17,657thNudest: 18,915thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,325th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 88th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 112th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 143rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 147th in the regionNudest: 151st in the regionMost Politically Free: 159th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 166th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 176th in the regionLargest Black Market: 185th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 324th in the region

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