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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,888thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,194thRudest Citizens: 2,646th
The Confederacy of
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Equality is the matter of self-respect
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Croatian empaths

Population4.421 billion

CapitalUtopia
LeaderFenix Ash
FaithVoid

CurrencyPsychokinesis
AnimalRis

The Confederacy of Croatian empaths is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fenix Ash with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 4.421 billion Croatian empaths have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croatian empathsian economy, worth 749 trillion Psychokineses a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 169,428 Psychokineses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Fenix Ash wears an armoured gauntlet, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown. Croatian empaths's national animal is the Ris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Void.

Croatian empaths is ranked 83,489th in the world and 2,770th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,898.09 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,888thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,194thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,646thMost Cultured: 3,052ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,386thMost Efficient Economies: 4,853rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,592ndMost Influential: 7,266thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,145thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,532ndMost Secular: 10,089thLargest Retail Industry: 10,095thHighest Average Incomes: 10,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,115thTop
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Most Developed: 12,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,548thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,944thHealthiest Citizens: 13,599thLargest Governments: 14,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,644thSmartest Citizens: 15,154thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,171stMost Average: 18,174thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,553rdMost Inclusive: 18,745thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,071st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 88th in the regionRudest Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 162nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Developed: 248th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 261st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 272nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 281st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 284th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 309th in the regionMost Secular: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 327th in the regionMost Inclusive: 330th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 354th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 354th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 361st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 400th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 519th in the regionMost Average: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 553rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 575th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 630th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 676th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 741st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Croatian empaths was endorsed by The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia.
  • : Following new legislation in Croatian empaths, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Croatian empaths, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Fenix Ash wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Croatian empaths, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Croatian empaths, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Croatian empaths, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Croatian empaths was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Croatian empaths, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Croatian empaths, it is often said that only Fenix Ash could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Croatian empaths, visions of giant pink Ris are a common side effect after Croatian empaths eat their meals.

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