Population | 24.396 billion |
Capital | Buffalo Springfield |
Leader | David Crosby |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Hollies |
Animal | Byrds |
The Folk Rock Supergroup of Crosby Stills Nash is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by David Crosby with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.396 billion Crosby Stills Nashians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buffalo Springfield. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Crosby Stills Nashian economy, worth a remarkable 6,281 trillion Hollieses a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 257,487 Hollieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare Hollieses, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crosby Stills Nash's national animal is the Byrds, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Crosby Stills Nash is ranked 267,323rd in the world and 707th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.54 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crosby Stills Nash was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Crosby Stills Nash was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Crosby Stills Nash was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 1 million infected.
- : Crosby Stills Nash was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 2 million infected.
- : Crosby Stills Nash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Crosby Stills Nash was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 114 million infected.
- : Crosby Stills Nash was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Following new legislation in Crosby Stills Nash, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in Crosby Stills Nash, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Crosby Stills Nash, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.