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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,681stMost Influential: 15,293rdMost Pacifist: 19,407th
The Chipmunk Caliphate of
Left-wing Utopia
To infinity and beyond!
Officer of the World Assembly
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Population1.541 billion

LeaderChip Crowley


The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chip Crowley with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.541 billion Crowheimians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wreathen. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Crowheimian economy, worth 51.4 trillion presents a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,362 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, Crowheimians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Wreathen for fear of causing a fuss, and politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'. Crime is totally unknown. Crowheim's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crowheim is ranked 204,400th in the world and 6,511th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.54 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,681stTop
Most Influential: 15,293rdMost Pacifist: 19,407thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,644thSafest: 23,503rdNicest Citizens: 23,938th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 272nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 378th in the regionNicest Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Inclusive: 480th in the regionSafest: 482nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 486th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 518th in the regionBest Weather: 581st in the region

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