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Largest Information Technology Sector: 20thHighest Poor Incomes: 21stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th
The Nomadic Legion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cruciland

Population14.926 billion

CapitalKokhavkiryah
LeaderKeysar David Aryelev
FaithHistorical Christianity

CurrencyNiquda
Animalsabertoothed cheetah

The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Keysar David Aryelev with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.926 billion Crucilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokhavkiryah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crucilandian economy, worth an astonishing 11,093 trillion Niqudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 743,245 Niqudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cruciland's national animal is the sabertoothed cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Historical Christianity.

Cruciland is ranked 220,137th in the world and 33rd in Fifth Empire for Most Secular, with 0.64 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 20thHighest Poor Incomes: 21stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30thLargest Black Market: 50thHighest Average Incomes: 56thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 74thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 100thMost Subsidized Industry: 149thMost Devout: 151stMost Corrupt Governments: 152ndMost Developed: 153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 173rdLargest Governments: 186thLowest Crime Rates: 188thMost Efficient Economies: 189thMost Advanced Public Education: 199thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 216thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 218thSmartest Citizens: 237thMost Armed: 312thHighest Average Tax Rates: 323rdHighest Economic Output: 338thHealthiest Citizens: 357thLargest Insurance Industry: 503rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,319thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,453rdMost Cultured: 1,487thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,548thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,728thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,075thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,099thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,237thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,967thLargest Retail Industry: 4,361stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,701stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,294thLargest Populations: 14,226thMost Authoritarian: 14,447th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • : Cruciland lodged a message on the Fifth Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Cruciland lodged a message on the Fifth Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Crucilandians.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruciland, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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