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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,238thMost Influential: 1,499thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,802nd
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Cryland

Population3.125 billion

CapitalDisappointment City
LeaderQueen Sadness
FaithSadness

CurrencyTears
AnimalBlobfish

The Oppressed Peoples of Cryland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Sadness with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.125 billion Crylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disappointment City. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crylandian economy, worth 376 trillion Tears a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,632 Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown. Cryland's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sadness.

Cryland is ranked 14,101st in the world and 322nd in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 87,823.91 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,238thMost Influential: 1,499thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,802ndNicest Citizens: 1,830thTop
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Best Weather: 2,456thMost Inclusive: 2,567thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,597thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,063rdMost Pacifist: 3,484thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,893rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,286thHealthiest Citizens: 6,451stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,543rdMost Cultured: 7,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,732ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,391stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,218thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,593rdMost Developed: 10,777thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,252ndMost Devout: 13,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,072ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,101stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,357thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,059thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,321stSafest: 16,532ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,636thHighest Drug Use: 18,668thLargest Governments: 19,871stLowest Crime Rates: 20,379thMost Politically Free: 20,664thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,894thHighest Average Incomes: 22,582nd
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Most Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 66th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 82nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 115th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 122nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 135th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Cultured: 161st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 172nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 173rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 186th in the regionMost Politically Free: 190th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 214th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 230th in the regionMost Devout: 241st in the regionNudest: 249th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 254th in the regionMost Developed: 255th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 283rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 315th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 334th in the regionLargest Governments: 410th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 426th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 437th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 454th in the regionSafest: 470th in the regionMost Stationary: 475th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 486th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 579th in the region

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