Population | 3.928 billion |
Capital | Disappointment City |
Leader | Queen Sadness |
Faith | Sadness |
Currency | Tears |
Animal | Blobfish |
The Oppressed Peoples of Cryland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Sadness with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.928 billion Crylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disappointment City. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Crylandian economy, worth 470 trillion Tears a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,844 Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tax rises are attributed to divine will, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cryland's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sadness.
Cryland is ranked 161,865th in the world and 1,321st in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 97.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cryland was endorsed by
The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters.
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Cryland endorsed
The Democratic States of Weratt.
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Cryland endorsed
The Free Land of A virtual triad.
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Cryland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
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Cryland was endorsed by
The Free Land of A virtual triad.
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Cryland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
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Cryland's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
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Cryland was endorsed by
The Watcher on the Wall of Nieubasria.
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Cryland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Cryland was endorsed by
The Democratic States of Weratt.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » Fuentana,
Bhang Bhang Duc,
Mediobogdum,
Wickedly evil people,
Giovanniland,
Wellington Bingbong,
Gracelantia,
Cro Magnon,
Lodiberdade,
Archonina,
Fujai,
Dilber,
Weratt,
Nieubasria,
A virtual triad, and
Crazy Waters.