The Custodianship of Cryptarin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Matron-Empress Cell'in Hyidivi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.664 billion Cryptarii are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sa'ko'in. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cryptarii economy, worth a remarkable 2,085 trillion Kryptmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,776 Kryptmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cryptarin's national animal is the Gae'Schtr'ou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lifescript.

Cryptarin is ranked 6,405^th in the world and 6^th in Hartfelden for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.61 law-abiding acts per hour.