Population | 4.192 billion |
Capital | Cyber City |
Currency | Etherium |
Animal | Goat |
The Borderlands of Cryptocabala is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.192 billion Cryptocabalans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyber City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Cryptocabalan economy, worth 766 trillion Etheriums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 182,880 Etheriums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,213,763 per year while the poor average 10,554, a ratio of 115 to 1.
Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cryptocabala's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cryptocabala is ranked 266,709th in the world and 8,764th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 12.50962393828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cryptocabala's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Cryptocabala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms.
- : Cryptocabala's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.