by Max Barry

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,238thMost Armed: 1,383rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,808th
The Borderlands of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Your life is fiat
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cryptocabala

Population4.192 billion

CapitalCyber City

CurrencyEtherium
AnimalGoat

The Borderlands of Cryptocabala is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.192 billion Cryptocabalans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyber City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cryptocabalan economy, worth 766 trillion Etheriums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 182,880 Etheriums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,213,763 per year while the poor average 10,554, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cryptocabala's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cryptocabala is ranked 266,709th in the world and 8,764th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 12.50962393828 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,238thMost Armed: 1,383rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,808thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,860thFattest Citizens: 1,935thHighest Crime Rates: 2,077thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,446thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,661stMost Avoided: 2,723rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,203rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,762ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,061stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,511thRudest Citizens: 6,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,304thMost Patriotic: 8,682ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,591stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,054thHighest Average Incomes: 13,043rdMost Cultured: 13,952ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,878thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,576thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,622ndMost Rebellious Youth: 17,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,204thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,917thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,119thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,814thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,490thLargest Black Market: 29,638th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 69th in the regionMost Armed: 87th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 113th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 131st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 132nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 147th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 149th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 151st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 156th in the regionMost Avoided: 168th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 284th in the regionRudest Citizens: 319th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 349th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 512th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 628th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 637th in the regionMost Patriotic: 651st in the regionMost Cultured: 781st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 852nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 874th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 889th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 915th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 951st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,020th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cryptocabala's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Cryptocabala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms.
  • : Cryptocabala's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptocabala, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.

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