The Constitutional Monarchy of Cryria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.026 billion Cryrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leidenstad. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cryrian economy, worth 72.6 trillion Kroners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,746 Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cryria's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cryria is ranked 27,499^th in the world and 835^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 866.27 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.