The Woodhouse Sanctum of CSR is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 23.801 billion CSRians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.5%.

The powerhouse CSRian economy, worth a remarkable 1,803 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,793 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSR's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CSR is ranked 55,799^th in the world and 1^st in Collective Socialist Republics for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.69 law-abiding acts per hour.