The Republic of Curlyhoward is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 43.743 billion Curlyhowardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Environment, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Curlyhowardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,267 trillion Larries a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,842 Larries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Curlyhoward's national animal is the Moe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Curlyhoward is ranked 65,693^rd in the world and 1,426^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.74 law-abiding acts per hour.