The Third Social Alliance of Cyclodeom is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.732 billion Cyclodeomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyclawn City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth a remarkable 9,969 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 505,229 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Cyclodeom retire only a few years after being appointed, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and piracy is the nation's most popular pastime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyclodeom's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Cyclodeom is ranked 1,557^th in the world and 1^st in Avadam Inn for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,476.57 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.