The Night Watch Vigilantes of Cynfin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 35.146 billion Cynfinians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cynfinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,734 trillion Francoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,794 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cynfin's national animal is the Homo Sovieticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cynfin is ranked 16,838^th in the world and 326^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.43 law-abiding acts per hour.