The Emirate of Cyzixraqab is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Jugyua with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.997 billion Cyzixriae have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Algodoña Sanctuara. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyzixril economy, worth 205 trillion Cyzix Riyalpoundinarhams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,710 Cyzix Riyalpoundinarhams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over President Jugyua's questionably sane new coalition partners, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyzixraqab's national animal is the Cryogenian sea sponge, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is all religions.

Cyzixraqab is ranked 75,279^th in the world and 73^rd in Conch Kingdom for Highest Economic Output, with 205 trillion Standard Monetary Units.