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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,966thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,025thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,011th
The Flaming Balls of Lava of
Father Knows Best State
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Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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D035

Population5.074 billion

CapitalTribunal
LeaderRBG
FaithTribune

CurrencyBank
AnimalCheetah

The Flaming Balls of Lava of D035 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by RBG with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.074 billion Tribunes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tribunal. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triple economy, worth 539 trillion Banks a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,272 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. D035's national animal is the Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tribune.

D035 is ranked 13,401st in the world and 6th in Windows for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,080 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,966thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,025thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,011thMost Secular: 8,990thMost Avoided: 9,645thLargest Black Market: 10,415thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,091stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,401stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,618thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,901stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,654thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,042ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,236thMost Developed: 19,530thMost Efficient Economies: 20,527thMost Stationary: 22,014th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : D035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : D035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : D035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : D035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : D035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : D035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : D035 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : D035 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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