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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,012thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,576thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,346th
The Democratic States of
Father Knows Best State
Thou shalt not be subject to bullshit
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Daenyearly

Population1.029 billion

CurrencyCCs
Animalmissile

The Democratic States of Daenyearly is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.029 billion Daenyearlyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Daenyearlyian economy, worth 172 trillion CCs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 167,818 CCs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 489,552 per year while the poor average 45,456, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

The government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and major boxing matches are held in government buildings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daenyearly's national animal is the missile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Daenyearly is ranked 42,120th in the world and 1,338th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,407.1 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,012thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,576thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,464thLargest Retail Industry: 5,012thMost Influential: 5,764thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,792ndFattest Citizens: 7,479thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,318thHighest Average Incomes: 10,717thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,192ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,212thTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,734thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,216thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,867thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,272ndHighest Drug Use: 18,909thSmartest Citizens: 19,727thLargest Black Market: 19,787thMost Developed: 20,212th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 83rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 146th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 169th in the regionFattest Citizens: 193rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 258th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 270th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 303rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 322nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 384th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 391st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 415th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 440th in the regionMost Inclusive: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 467th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 493rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 544th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 552nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 553rd in the regionMost Developed: 620th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 654th in the regionNudest: 683rd in the regionLargest Governments: 700th in the regionMost Armed: 834th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daenyearly, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Daenyearly, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Daenyearly, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Daenyearly, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system.
  • : Following new legislation in Daenyearly, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Daenyearly, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of missiles and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Daenyearly, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Daenyearly, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Daenyearly was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Daenyearly voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".

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