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Most Influential: 3,023rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,346th
The Fury of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Peace.
Al-Anazi
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dahom

Population5.122 billion

CapitalThe City of Dahom
LeaderAl-Anazi
FaithOur religion

CurrencyMoneyz
AnimalLion

The Fury of Dahom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Al-Anazi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.122 billion Dahomians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Dahom. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dahomian economy, worth 726 trillion Moneyzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,805 Moneyzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dahom's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Our religion.

Dahom is ranked 79,412th in the world and 3,714th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 21.23 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Influential: 3,023rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,346thRudest Citizens: 4,525thLargest Black Market: 5,578thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,436thMost Efficient Economies: 6,861stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,960thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,714thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,371stTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,547thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,777thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,130thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,463rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,805thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,834thHighest Drug Use: 13,610thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,256thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,626thMost Developed: 14,910thHighest Average Incomes: 15,454thBest Weather: 16,854thLargest Governments: 17,055thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,999thMost Stationary: 19,177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,430th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 65th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Black Market: 149th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 153rd in the regionMost Influential: 185th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 193rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 204th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 220th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 229th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Stationary: 292nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 303rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 329th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 366th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 371st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 400th in the regionNudest: 414th in the regionMost Developed: 414th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 419th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 424th in the regionLargest Populations: 428th in the regionLargest Governments: 440th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 440th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 505th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 507th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 550th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 599th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 772nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 790th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 887th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dahom was endorsed by The Kingdom of Grey Haven of Tauraucania.
  • : Dahom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dahom, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Dahom, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Dahom, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Dahom was endorsed by The Liberal Empire of Arkalarius.
  • : Following new legislation in Dahom, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Dahom was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Dahom, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Dahom, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.

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