The Province of Dalecarlia is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Governor Maria Norrfalk with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 23.607 billion Dalecarlians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falun. The average income tax rate is 36.7%.

The strong Dalecarlian economy, worth 866 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 36,695 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, Dalecarlia has designated Falun as its capital city, Governor Maria Norrfalk has just been declared ruler of Dalecarlia in an international press conference, and Protestantism has been named as Dalecarlia's national religion. Crime is moderate. Dalecarlia's national animal is the fish and its national religion is Protestantism.

Dalecarlia is ranked 249,735^th in the world and 27^th in Terranova for Nudest, with 69.75 cheeks per square mile.