| Population | 16.533 billion |
| Capital | Dan-Ilseong City |
| Leader | Jun Yong-Jin |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Mun |
| Animal | Pied Harrier |
The Democratic People's Republic of Dan-Ilseong is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jun Yong-Jin with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.533 billion Dan-Ilseongians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dan-Ilseong City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dan-Ilseongian economy, worth a remarkable 5,316 trillion Muns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 321,563 Muns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children often kick Pied Harriers for amusement, small shoes often wash up on the beach, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dan-Ilseong's national animal is the Pied Harrier, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Dan-Ilseong is ranked 220,153rd in the world and 39th in Yuno for Safest, scoring 27.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dan-Ilseong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Dan-Ilseong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Dan-Ilseong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme, Most Developed, Most Patriotic, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Dan-Ilseong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Dan-Ilseong, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Dan-Ilseong, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
- : Following new legislation in Dan-Ilseong, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Dan-Ilseong, children often kick Pied Harriers for amusement.
- : Following new legislation in Dan-Ilseong, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
- : Following new legislation in Dan-Ilseong, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Dan-Ilseong but at least the trains run on time.
