The République of Dannemarie is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Titi M with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 2.03 billion Dannemariens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dàmmerkìrch-Stàdtzentrum. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dannemarien economy, worth 188 trillion Franc Dannemariens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,913 Franc Dannemariens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, third world countries are rich in "I Love Dàmmerkìrch-Stàdtzentrum" t-shirts, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dannemarie's national animal is the Cigogne, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicisme.

Dannemarie is ranked 10,891^st in the world and 348^th in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with 209 Meters Of Sunlight.