by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,219th Highest Drug Use: 2,487th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,409th
The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population6.67 billion

LeaderScian kul Kroning


The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Scian kul Kroning with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.67 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 602 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 6,465th in the world and 311th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,750.42 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,219thHighest Drug Use: 2,487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,409thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,696thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,204thMost Politically Free: 6,217thMost Influential: 6,299thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,465thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,866thNudest: 7,237thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,558thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,452ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,496thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,967thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,221stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,312thNicest Citizens: 10,693rdMost Cultured: 10,724thBest Weather: 11,335thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,649thMost Inclusive: 14,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,609thMost Pacifist: 15,047thLargest Governments: 15,187thSmartest Citizens: 15,515thSafest: 16,459th
Highest Drug Use: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 134th in the regionMost Politically Free: 141st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 198th in the regionNudest: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 267th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 311th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 355th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 408th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 438th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 501st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 520th in the regionMost Cultured: 522nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 592nd in the regionLargest Populations: 609th in the regionBest Weather: 633rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 664th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 680th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 681st in the regionLargest Governments: 718th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 746th in the regionMost Pacifist: 800th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 806th in the regionMost Inclusive: 827th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 855th in the regionSafest: 884th in the region

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