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Highest Drug Use: 2,443rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,433rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,736th
The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of
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Population6.316 billion

LeaderScian kul Kroning


The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Scian kul Kroning with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.316 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 570 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 118,938th in the world and 6,207th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 878.54 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Highest Drug Use: 2,443rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,433rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,736thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,284thMost Politically Free: 6,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,517thNudest: 6,855thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,016thMost Influential: 7,403rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,601stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,395thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,024thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,316thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,692ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,445thNicest Citizens: 10,609thMost Cultured: 10,826thBest Weather: 11,597thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,066thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,375thMost Inclusive: 14,177thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,439thMost Pacifist: 15,001stLargest Governments: 15,072ndSmartest Citizens: 15,237thSafest: 16,228th
Highest Drug Use: 60th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 116th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 134th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 203rd in the regionNudest: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 268th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 311th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 364th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 396th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 414th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 437th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 514th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 525th in the regionMost Cultured: 540th in the regionNicest Citizens: 584th in the regionLargest Populations: 620th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 633rd in the regionBest Weather: 655th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 687th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 688th in the regionLargest Governments: 721st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 757th in the regionMost Pacifist: 809th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 811th in the regionMost Inclusive: 825th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 847th in the region

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