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Most Scientifically Advanced: 495thLowest Crime Rates: 530thMost Valuable International Artwork: 772nd
The Foreboding Tyranny of
Corrupt Dictatorship
It's nothing, personnel.
Overlord Vexnar Tyrannus
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dark Edgyness

Population8.002 billion

CapitalGlitch City
LeaderOverlord Vexnar Tyrannus
FaithJustice

Currencysoul
Animaldefective bioweapon

The Foreboding Tyranny of Dark Edgyness is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Vexnar Tyrannus with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.002 billion Edgelords are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glitch City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark Edgynessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,129 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 266,114 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, third world countries are rich in "I Love Glitch City" t-shirts, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Edgyness's national animal is the defective bioweapon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Justice.

Dark Edgyness is ranked 206,292nd in the world and 8,077th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1100.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 495thLowest Crime Rates: 530thMost Valuable International Artwork: 772ndHighest Poor Incomes: 890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 935thSmartest Citizens: 944thLargest Governments: 990thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,157thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,517thMost Influential: 1,596thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,613thMost Developed: 1,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,660thSafest: 1,728thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,013thMost Efficient Economies: 2,042ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,355thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,469thMost Inclusive: 2,539thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,623rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,822ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,233rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,933rdMost Secular: 5,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,323rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,796thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,995thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,044thHighest Economic Output: 6,860thMost Cultured: 6,927thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,788thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,946thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,586thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,976thMost Stationary: 11,517thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,469thMost Income Equality: 16,516thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,842nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionSafest: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 87th in the regionMost Inclusive: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 110th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionMost Stationary: 171st in the regionMost Cultured: 176th in the regionMost Secular: 188th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 195th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 199th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionLargest Populations: 276th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 310th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 466th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 525th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dark Edgyness was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, third world countries are rich in "I Love Glitch City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Dark Edgyness voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Dark Edgyness endorsed The Empire of Eastern Hyront Scassen.
  • : Dark Edgyness was endorsed by The Empire of Eastern Hyront Scassen.
  • : Dark Edgyness was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 140 » Brotherland, Galve, A Slanted Black Stripe, ReeK, Kangarawa, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Bullpups, CopyCato, Axdel, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Socialist Holy American Empire, Someseni, Wiranath, Talitoa, Kelsyth, Impia Aghte, Kucia, Imperial Akatsuki, Drunken Seal Islands, Lanagon, Dragonia, Kaigi, Taurora, Tshana, Headpat Central, Peryn, Lyontisia, Blobbo, Wizardonia, Aeljae, Dreamersistan, Adavan, Bai Lung, Riveraland, Biggstonia, Federated States of Zootron, Euricanis, Adolanta, Broengtopia, Kagorg Bra Corna, Kampf Empire, The Empire of Rijelv, Kyrtizhan, Kublam, Freedom Fascists, Sansangra, Roliganistan, Ridann, and 90 others.Republic of Berzerkistan, Cacocu, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Joundia, Squid Ruinosa, Davinhia, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Wanabe, Bytes, Norport, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Urimel, Bakaworld, The Underwood Industrial Empire, British Calradia, United China Nation, Hizuru, The island of Kiria, Gorbastan, Neruch, Enlil, Rhealaliit, BearStackof2015, The United Asian Republics, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Plazland, Liberstankonia, Libertanny, Dragons Blood, Styklelilere, Grossvietnam, Matdor, Rakshuland, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Firenation91, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Amjedia, Evrigenis, The Militarius Imperium, Rainbow Vests, Interdimensional Waifus, VernKhalla, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Republic of New India, Fellon, Bzux, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Barfleur, Azureano, The Eternal Land of Jong, Rohanland, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, Ripsylvania, BuciLand, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, Roissyland, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Belora Gyles, Puelo, San Castillo, Jakubonia, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Raunch, Sovietsoyuz, CheeseBurrito, TM-Jesselton, Tseriesiscoming, Flench, Distro-Spartica, Filipopol, A mean old man, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Arkalarius, Santa Dystopia, Newoak, Chriona, Survivoristan, Sunsistan, and Eastern Hyront Scassen.

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