The Ascended Dominion of Dark_Warchief is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dark_Warchief with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.366 billion Darkians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkian economy, worth a remarkable 8,775 trillion Iridium Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 430,874 Iridium Coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, Dark_Warchief's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime is totally unknown. Dark_Warchief's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Universal Truth.

Dark_Warchief is ranked 57,294^th in the world and 2,799^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.02 Bank.