The Pink Holy Christmas of Darklight Girl Sarah is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sarah Darklight with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.453 billion Sarahs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darklight Girl economy, worth 158 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,878 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darklight Girl Sarah's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Darklight Girl Sarah is ranked 155,780^th in the world and 2^nd in Darklight Planet for Most Authoritarian, with 679.51 milliStalins.