by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 257thMost Influential: 951stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,654th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Economy is in our blood
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.519 billion



The Empire of Darkmondoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by A with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.519 billion Darkmondorians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmondorian economy, worth 270 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 178,322 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,088,482 per year while the poor average 12,893, a ratio of 84.4 to 1.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Darkmondorian Liberator", employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darkmondoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mondoria.

Darkmondoria is ranked 33,013th in the world and 1,643rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 73.6 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 257thMost Influential: 951stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,654thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,453rdTop
Most Avoided: 2,788thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,817thFattest Citizens: 3,332ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,334thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,340thLargest Retail Industry: 3,952ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,761stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,859thMost Efficient Economies: 5,315thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,997thHighest Crime Rates: 5,999thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,115thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,812thHighest Average Incomes: 9,251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,423rdMost Armed: 11,471stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,981stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,069thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,249thLargest Mining Sector: 16,024thLargest Black Market: 16,964thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,080thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,635thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,672nd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 71st in the regionMost Avoided: 74th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionFattest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 228th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 231st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 240th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 252nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 304th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 311th in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionMost Armed: 388th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 425th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 433rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 435th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 482nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 533rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 570th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 594th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 623rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 676th in the regionLargest Black Market: 688th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 694th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 832nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 892nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 896th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Darkmondorian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, rural Darkmondorians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
  • : Darkmondoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Darkmondoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, the nation's mettle is about to be tested.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, birth rates have hit an all-time low.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 383 » Pytong, Animu Place, Nordic-British Union, Dangine, Lorigia, Itallitopia, Figyjharli, Aerilia, Hamerica, Ocharckia, Amerian States, Lulubellia, A Salmon Named Harold, Ergazomenoi, Bend Mai, Dakota Territories, RepublicCity, Morgul, Cretox State, KhalChicken, USSRITWILLWORK, Kragsgale, Ellbonnia, Picairn, Former English Colony, The Union of Rwanda, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Federacionale, Guer Aike, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kazoo Basin, AmManies, Terrax, The Tampa Bay Rays, Orogonia, WeKnow, New Bedre, Pallaith, 1 very fast endotarter, Bankowiata, Ramiru, TLTland, Tvers, Chukstik Illahi, Aeolist, Clan Spaniel, Loutsland, Xipher, Eri-Maqa-Ena, and 333 others.Anungu, Ethnon, A Ordem do Caos, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Orado, Altivia, Arimbia, Dicko, Cloydicia, Confederacy of North America, Svenskskit, Climeria, Aetulia, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Theriyon Empire, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Slyakanya, New Feltre, Sundred, Odelinor, North Bratislava, The Iron Lions, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Detrivania, Newam, Omnistria, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Zzozona, Cartures, Apscorren, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, Eraver, Shibutani, Venicea, Hardscrabble, Fieldia, Interdimensional Zone, Republica Guilleana, Feelonia, Free Culture, Fendlium, Territorio di Nessuno, Cinnibar, East Akra, Alqulonde, Godwanna, Siwale, Fascist Democracy, Ardretia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Phoronu, Eastern Cous Empria, Runeda, Chadinton, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Garnet Liberty, Wilkshire, Sunto, Kwaj, Amblegreserland, Esplandia, Alice Gardens, The Republic of Free Peoples, New Lakemba, Vyata Temor, Azzarel, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Morburn, Votak Matim, The Real Ram Ranch, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Canineia, Aeurithianar, Rainengrad, Kranostav, Jan Mackistan, Central Ryal, Yellops, Gainesixtan, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, BrightFutures, Zemper Macro, Samfoychi, Aruvicion, Folenz, Nuronte, Libertania Democratica, Selfgradatude, AverageJoevlania, Strongwill, Greater Pittsburgh, His Enduring Majesty, Nodnarb, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Aingard, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Asooka, Wisconsota, Ilmatil, Unsophisticate, Obelias, Wineclaw, Zipties, Ardulac, Liminyj, Barabolia, Volstokn, Ice and Tinian, Zokk, Shabot, Pradovnia, Newpromisedland, MonkeMafiaTopia, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, Xagill, Holy Oranz, Moneyflows, Ravendi, Sikol, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Ausnakulia, Hewani, Sil Dorsett, Dabarastan, Xarrel, Seijitsu, Planes, Wodan, Pokemanland, Warnen, Inspiratus, Eywaan, Zabacuz, Mon Island, Innocentic, Kyruev, Testnation223, Vene Gra, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, GenshinImpact, The Papal Catholic States, The Endless Eventide, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Graccia, Gendirt, South Baba, San Vino, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, SORT, Arthyia, Multius, Seenvorland, PEG, Brsil, Zyvetskistaahn, Keurig Machines, Xanatosi, Malta Comino Gozo, Panama Coalition, The Windmilluminati, The English Alliance, Termathe, Navorden, Draconian Progression, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Muqatil, Lemonbiscuits, Madjack, Trooporia, Democratie, Pasargad, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Rockwell Islands, Arrivederci, Colfes, Changjo, Noesantara, East Wushen, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Progressitalia, Chowda, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Kromi, Svenskan, New Celoveniortan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Minich, Batatoland Empire, Maott, Trumpski, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Katuda, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Austrian Confederacy, Super Girl, AC Micronation Principality of Julian KG, Xyrron, Centrialand, BTProductions, ForestMythal, Alorca, San Felipe, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, The Jerichowan Country, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Qurtuba, Viridiann, Jaxikistan, Perikuresu, Hepek, Religioncord, Mardessa, Tsandonown, Liberum Hibernia, Cajland, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Earapperilnatopia, Lemsrow, Democatic Donkeys, Randomcountryland, Sounq, Verderiesdre, Western Vapia, Colonies of Free Temeria, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, The Cold Northern North, Laurendon, Sudestasia, Cornwallis Bay, Harmonypine, Nordliches Stadt, Communist Lukania, Tamlra, Federal Republic of Genosha, The Kingdom of Gamblers, The holy German 6th Reich, Old Emporia, LostLegion, PlanetMercury, Duryanistan, Manticore utopia, KillerKahn, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Foulkes Island, Desvios, Nyock, Rockamaba, Sahbido, Landfinia, NationalPizza, Chiho, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Marmiedon, Tachycardia, Pizzerelia, Britle, Northern Roman Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, Wapistan, North Unity, Seanat, Miamington, Ootasa, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Gafflebag, Ariele, Potatolandium, Novo cruzeiro, Tringapore, Drash Mannistan, Intion North, Kim Da-mi, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Solimun, Capablanca, Rising Sakura, Novremia, Paul Pasch, Andanavia, Sopernia, Apollo Park, Nova Arcania, Caballeronia, Bearical, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Enomeni Ipeiros, Kinitopia, Lionia, Sahriastan, Outer Shenendoah, British-Australia, and The Blazeland Administration.

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