Population | 4.682 billion |
Capital | Darlingtown |
Leader | SACHI |
Faith | Darlingism |
Currency | luxury point |
Animal | Darling |
The Holy City of Darlingtown is a massive, safe nation, ruled by SACHI with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.682 billion Darlings are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darlingtown. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Darlingtownian economy, worth 591 trillion luxury points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,386 luxury points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, SACHI has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, SACHI is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Darlingtown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darlingtown's national animal is the Darling, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Darlingism.
Darlingtown is ranked 179,533rd in the world and 17th in Esvanovia for Most Stationary, with 78.23628326208 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Darlingtown's influence in Esvanovia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Following new legislation in Darlingtown, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Darlingtown.
- : Following new legislation in Darlingtown, SACHI is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
- : Following new legislation in Darlingtown, SACHI has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
- : Following new legislation in Darlingtown, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Darlingtown, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Darlingtown was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Darlingtown was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Darlingtown was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Darlingtown, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.